I came across this site today, which seems to have been around and crazily popular for a couple of years, but what the hell, better late than never. It’s a tumblr by one Scott C. of movie showdowns, and I find it to be rather marvelous. I’ve been scrolling through pages and pages of them and I can’t stop. Here’s some of my favorites so far (I added the captions):
I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Get her? That was your plan?
Zardoz is pleased.
You will see me two more times if you do bad.
Are you going to eat me?
Get the antennae! Get the antennae!
Kneel before Zod.
He hates these cans!
Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids.
‘Ere I am, J.H.
Stop swinging the bat.
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.
I got it!
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.