Air, A Product About A Product, And The Millionaires Who Made It
The passionate story of the fatcat company destined to become still fatter, or: A capitalist love story between a number of rich men and a shoe.
Dueling Volcano Docs: The Fire Within vs. Fire of Love
In which we throw two documentaries into a fiery, erupting volcano that we may watch them fight it out.
Sight & Sound 2022, Jeanne Dielman, And Lists
In which the newest bestest movie of all time is thunk upon, as is the list what put it there.
Today, the World is a Little Less Evil
Here’s to Evil and David Warner. Respectfully, may you rule in hell.
An Argument for Why I Love You, Daddy, Louis C.K.’s Unreleased Movie, Should Be Buried Under 100 Feet of Cement
In which a vanished film is applauded for having vanished.
Cronenberg’s Crimes of the Future Returns Him to His Past
Come on everybody! Let’s all get our new homegrown internal organs tattooed!
About Dune, We Give Zero Fucks
Wake us when the sequel’s over.
Flashdance. What A Feeling!
The sexiest lobster you’ll ever eat. Or, at least, that seems like a safe bet.
F9, or the Delightful Taste of Your Own Adrenal Gland
Let me spin for you a story about the audio-visual extravaganza that is F9
Tenet, or: Look out! Some Things Go Backwards!
Be careful–or you might go backwards too! NOOOOOO!
Almost Nothing About Godzilla vs. Kong and The New Mutants
I am ready to leave the house, please.
Shut Up and Watch Shin Godzilla
If there’s one thing this past year has taught me, it’s to put my money on the disaster coming out on top.
Kind Words About Let Them All Talk
I am reminded of why Soderbergh is among my favorite directors, and perhaps my favorite living director.
John le Carré Adaptations. All of Them.
Grab a meat pie and pint of bitter and let’s watch a fuckton of spy films.