Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: An Ignominious End
The finale nobody needed, delivered as nobody wanted
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Amazingly, NOT the Worst of the Lot!
Indy and the aliens, once infuriating, now merely sigh-inducing.
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade: Is This What We Wanted?
We complained about Temple of Doom. This is the result. I hope we’ve learned our lesson.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Not Half as Bad as It Used to Be
Once hated, now–kinda loved! It’s the demonic cartoon you never knew you wanted.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: In Which We Recall Falling in Love With Indiana Jones
Still good? Still good.
Air, A Product About A Product, And The Millionaires Who Made It
The passionate story of the fatcat company destined to become still fatter, or: A capitalist love story between a number of rich men and a shoe.
Dueling Volcano Docs: The Fire Within vs. Fire of Love
In which we throw two documentaries into a fiery, erupting volcano that we may watch them fight it out.
Sight & Sound 2022, Jeanne Dielman, And Lists
In which the newest bestest movie of all time is thunk upon, as is the list what put it there.
An Argument for Why I Love You, Daddy, Louis C.K.’s Unreleased Movie, Should Be Buried Under 100 Feet of Cement
In which a vanished film is applauded for having vanished.
Cronenberg’s Crimes of the Future Returns Him to His Past
Come on everybody! Let’s all get our new homegrown internal organs tattooed!
About Dune, We Give Zero Fucks
Wake us when the sequel’s over.
Tenet, or: Look out! Some Things Go Backwards!
Be careful–or you might go backwards too! NOOOOOO!
Zappa, Alex Winter’s Peek into the Vault and the Man
Wherein it is written, on whatever it is they write it on in the web-o-sphere, that one could do worse than to watch the newest Zappa documentary.
In Which the Original Star Wars, via Project 4K77, is Reconsidered
I have seen the future, and it is the past.