An Argument for Why I Love You, Daddy, Louis C.K.’s Unreleased Movie, Should Be Buried Under 100 Feet of Cement
In which a vanished film is applauded for having vanished.
Cronenberg’s Crimes of the Future Returns Him to His Past
Come on everybody! Let’s all get our new homegrown internal organs tattooed!
About Dune, We Give Zero Fucks
Wake us when the sequel’s over.
Flashdance. What A Feeling!
The sexiest lobster you’ll ever eat. Or, at least, that seems like a safe bet.
F9, or the Delightful Taste of Your Own Adrenal Gland
Let me spin for you a story about the audio-visual extravaganza that is F9
Tenet, or: Look out! Some Things Go Backwards!
Be careful–or you might go backwards too! NOOOOOO!
Almost Nothing About Godzilla vs. Kong and The New Mutants
I am ready to leave the house, please.
Shut Up and Watch Shin Godzilla
If there’s one thing this past year has taught me, it’s to put my money on the disaster coming out on top.
Kind Words About Let Them All Talk
I am reminded of why Soderbergh is among my favorite directors, and perhaps my favorite living director.
John le Carré Adaptations. All of Them.
Grab a meat pie and pint of bitter and let’s watch a fuckton of spy films.
Zappa, Alex Winter’s Peek into the Vault and the Man
Wherein it is written, on whatever it is they write it on in the web-o-sphere, that one could do worse than to watch the newest Zappa documentary.
In Which the Original Star Wars, via Project 4K77, is Reconsidered
I have seen the future, and it is the past.
I’m Thinking of Thinking about I’m Thinking of Ending Things
And I may even have succeeded in doing so. Or possibly not. Or, on the other hand, I am on fire. Strange times.
Long Live Ian Holm, The Greatest Napoleon in History, and I Include the Real One in That Assessment
Another great steps backstage.