It’s the cinematic equivalent of shitting your guts out. But hey — maybe that sounds good to you?
Let me spin for you a story about the audio-visual extravaganza that is F9
Please pass the butter. No need to unwrap it first.
No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.
They are—these characters and these films—an incantation designed to bring about the age of stupid.
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
I should have stopped watching these films after Fast Five.
Say what you will about this franchise, or about Vin Diesel, or style over substance director Justin Lin, or even screenwriter Chris Morgan — this film is stupid good.
It is impossible to deny. After The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Tres Fast Tres Furious, Fast & Furious is unquestionably the fourth film in this series of auto-racing movies of erratic quality.
A race! Over a girl! I wonder how it will end?
Ne’er has there been a more aptly named film than 2 Fast 2 Furious.
I had fully intended to write an entire review of The Fast and the Furious using nothing but four-letter words. That proved challenging since even the word ‘words’ contains more than four […]