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Category Archives: What Not to Watch

An Argument for Why I Love You, Daddy, Louis C.K.’s Unreleased Movie, Should Be Buried Under 100 Feet of Cement

June 10, 2022by Supreme Being 3 Comments

In which a vanished film is applauded for having vanished.

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Active Observation, What Not to Watch

Almost Nothing About Godzilla vs. Kong and The New Mutants

April 14, 2021by Evil Genius 2 Comments

I am ready to leave the house, please.

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Active Observation, What Not to Watch

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone Is All You Dreamed

August 27, 2018by Evil Genius 8 Comments

“I’m getting too old for this shit.”

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What Not to Watch

What Not To Watch Roundup 2017

December 9, 2017by MC Frontalot 6 Comments

You have a little bit of 2017 left, dear cinema enthusiasts! Make sure to spend that remaining time not watching these bad films.

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What Not to Watch

Only ’90s Kids Will Get Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)

April 27, 2017by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.

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What Not to Watch
The War Room (1993)

Escape to The War Room (1993)

October 14, 2016by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).

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What Not to Watch

The Nice Guys? They Finish Last

September 26, 2016by Supreme Being 2 Comments

In which we look shallowly into the soul of a profoundly unfunny “comedy.”

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The Unending Horror of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

June 30, 2016by Evil Genius 7 Comments

This is the worst film I will never be able to forget seeing.

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Independence Day: It Sucks

June 24, 2016by Evil Genius 15 Comments

I can’t wait for Brexit: the Movie. Everyone loves a disaster flick.

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What Not to Watch

What Not to Watch: Fantastic Four

May 19, 2016by Evil Genius 10 Comments

This is a dumpster fire full of other, smaller, dumpster fires.

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The Ladykillers: The Lone Coens Piece of Crap

March 2, 2016by Supreme Being 3 Comments

Who knew they had a movie this bad in them? I wish I still lived in ignorance.

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Prince of Darkness: Carpenter’s Worst?

November 4, 2015by Supreme Being 7 Comments

Got another contender? Sad to say, I bet you do.

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What Not to Watch

The Gunman Gets Gory

October 30, 2015by Evil Genius Leave a comment

The Gunman is like The Constant Gardener for people who don’t like nice things.

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Pithy Reviews, What Not to Watch

Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon

October 28, 2015by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.

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Active Observation, Pithy Reviews, What Not to Watch

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