I am ready to leave the house, please.
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
You have a little bit of 2017 left, dear cinema enthusiasts! Make sure to spend that remaining time not watching these bad films.
In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.
Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).
In which we look shallowly into the soul of a profoundly unfunny “comedy.”
This is the worst film I will never be able to forget seeing.
I can’t wait for Brexit: the Movie. Everyone loves a disaster flick.
This is a dumpster fire full of other, smaller, dumpster fires.
Who knew they had a movie this bad in them? I wish I still lived in ignorance.
Got another contender? Sad to say, I bet you do.
The Gunman is like The Constant Gardener for people who don’t like nice things.
Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
If you have been dying to see Sean Bean act in a film in which he does not die and in which he plays a bee soldier, Jupiter Ascending might remove that last final chunk of your will to live.