Seven and a Half Psychopaths

Seven Psychopaths posterThere was a time, not so long ago, that I was looking forward to Seven Psychopaths.

Director Martin McDonagh’s last film, In Bruges, was dark, twisted, offensive, and generally good fun. His brother’s film, The Guard, which he executive produced, was also better than a sharp stick in the rectum (or Looper). Again: dark, twisted, offensive, and—in this case—at least satisfyingly amusing.

So what happened? Why have I gone sour on Seven Psychopaths? It’s got a great cast: Colin Farrell (who was excellently fucked up in Bruges), Sam Rockwell (hit or miss, honestly, but Moon!), Michael Pitt, Christopher Walken, Woody Harrelson, Tom Waits, Abbie Cornish, Olga Kurylenko…

The trailer even seemed good when I first saw it.

But then I saw it again. And again. And again. And everywhere I look: it’s the trailer for Seven Psychopaths! And sometime between viewings seven and eight, I became one of the psychopaths. The quirky-cute jokes, the schtick, it all just curdled. As will any joke after repetition.

Frequently, I find, advertising doesn’t help. It hurts; and not in the “it discourages me from buying the advertised product” way, but in the “this has begun to cause me pain” way. Trailers, after all, are advertisements—as well as occasionally short films in their own right.

Tom-Waits-in-Seven-PsychopathsThis trailer, for Seven Psychopaths, is a comedy. Dark, but comic. And now that I’ve heard the joke, all that’s left to do is wonder why Tom Waits has a rabbit—but really? I don’t care. I might have cared once. Or at least been curious. Now, not so much.

You can watch the trailer for Seven Psychopaths if you so desire. If by some miracle you have not seen it seventeen billion times already. I won’t break it down for you, as that would require watching it again. And oh hells no.

So I’m not critiquing the trailer per se; it’s fine, if a bit heavy on the Soderbergh for something that’s NOT Soderbergh. It’s not even that it reveals too much (although it does). It’s more that it has revealed the same things so many times, and across such a wide swath of the film’s structure, that I won’t be able to watch the movie without going, “Oh yeah. I saw that bit in the trailer. Now, I wonder where the next bit I saw in the trailer is going to come? I bet….. now!”

So… will I see Seven Psychopaths? Is it fair of me to prejudge a film based on its extensive ad buy? I don’t know. I do know that the desire I had to see what McDonagh has done is gone. Completely. I feel like I’ve seen the film already. And who wants that?

In contrast, I’ll share with you the best trailer I’ve seen in years, or maybe ever. When I went to the last Midnites for Maniacs screening, Jesse Hawthorn Ficks shared this with the audience. It is, or was, the trailer for The Exorcist. Until the studio pulled it because it was scaring the holy bejeebus out of theater-goers.

Right? Whether or not you’ve seen The Exorcist, that shit is cray-cray. I could watch that trailer on a constant loop for an hour and I’d still be keen to see the film it’s promoting. I’ve SEEN the film it’s promoting, and I think I’d rather watch the trailer than The Exorcist itself.

So what’s a guy to do? I guess I’ll go see Argo this weekend instead.


2 responses on “Seven and a Half Psychopaths

  1. That is an amazing trailer! So many trailers these days just give the whole movie away and/or spoil the best jokes. I far prefer to be left wondering. And while I’m not going to see The Exorcist, I would like to see more trailers like that.

  2. I just watched Seven Psychopaths. It was much worse than I expected. Muddled and incoherent and misogynist and dull. What few funny moments there were… surprise! I already knew the joke.

    I recommend sticking to In Bruges.

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