I came across this site today, which seems to have been around and crazily popular for a couple of years, but what the hell, better late than never. It’s a tumblr by one Scott C. of movie showdowns, and I find it to be rather marvelous. I’ve been scrolling through pages and pages of them and I can’t stop. Here’s some of my favorites so far (I added the captions):
![2001](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_l1cazlmhMA1qay9wgo1_400-300x300.jpg)
I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
![Time Bandits](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_l8fq08Ccgp1qay9wgo1_400-300x291.jpg)
Slugs!
![Ghostbusters](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_ltfdg1M2vK1qay9wgo1_500-300x294.jpg)
Get her? That was your plan?
![Zardoz](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lxqze55qqy1qay9wgo1_1280-300x300.jpg)
Zardoz is pleased.
![An American Werewolf In London](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m5mantCBCc1qay9wgo1_1280.jpg)
Nice doggy.
![Mulholland Dr.](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m86q8yjDqC1qay9wgo1_500-298x300.jpg)
You will see me two more times if you do bad.
![Spirited Away](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m53lo9i97e1qay9wgo1_500-300x298.jpg)
Are you going to eat me?
![Them!](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lp9v2ySd4t1qay9wgo1_500-300x286.jpg)
Get the antennae! Get the antennae!
![Superman II](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lmdkox9Kk71qay9wgo1_500-300x292.jpg)
Kneel before Zod.
![The Jerk](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lj6uuxWIeM1qay9wgo1_400-300x293.jpg)
He hates these cans!
![Mothra vs. Godzilla](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_l1k1jvkxAz1qay9wgo1_400-297x300.jpg)
Raaawwwwrrrrr!
![Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lv1clmOdR91qay9wgo1_500-300x298.jpg)
Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids.
![Brazil](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m0uee4wSCW1qay9wgo1_1280.jpg)
‘Ere I am, J.H.
![Lawrence of Arabia](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_mbff2kIuYS1qay9wgo1_1280.jpg)
No prisoners!
![The Shining](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m835coNXIO1qay9wgo1_500-300x293.jpg)
Stop swinging the bat.
![Beetlejuice](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_ldhf5eA8jY1qay9wgo1_400-300x293.jpg)
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.
![The Road Warrior](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m7s0gyZhPC1qay9wgo1_500-298x300.jpg)
I got it!
![Dr. Strangelove](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m9vz3gKyUr1qay9wgo1_500-297x300.jpg)
Mein Führer! I can walk!
![Star Wars](https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_lrwb1rUIXc1qay9wgo1_500-300x298.jpg)
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
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