Wreck It Ralph: About as Funny as Pong

In order to tear something down, first you must build. Otherwise, there’s no loss, no drama. Wreck It Ralph took a by-the-numbers plot and over-gilded it with in-jokes, asides, and winks—almost none of which were amusing. I’ve been more engaged waiting for software to load.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.