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Category Archives: Pithy Reviews

Gilliam’s The Man Who Killed Don Quixote is Better than You’ve Been Led to Believe

September 13, 2019by Supreme Being 1 Comment

It’s all Gilliam, after all, and what more do you want in a movie?

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Widows Wilts

November 23, 2018by Supreme Being 2 Comments

A heist half-baked is no heist at all.

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The Old West Oddness of The Sisters Brothers

October 23, 2018by Supreme Being 2 Comments

A warmly weird little western you may enjoy.

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A Few Words on Eighth Grade and Realism

October 18, 2018by Supreme Being 3 Comments

A movie so real it could only be a movie.

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Love Gilda, but Didn’t Love Love, Gilda

September 18, 2018by Evil Genius Leave a comment

Spoiler alert: she dies. 

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Let the Corpses Tan, and Gold, and Sparkle, and Melt

August 24, 2018by Evil Genius Leave a comment

The next time I say, “Let’s go someplace like Bolivia,” let’s go someplace like Bolivia.

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The Endless Isn’t Timeless, but Is of Interest

August 6, 2018by Evil Genius 1 Comment

What does it mean if the moon is stronger than you and what does it mean if you’re stronger than the moon? Shall we stay another night and find out?

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Summer 2018 Movie Round-Up

July 25, 2018by Supreme Being 1 Comment

In which the misleading nature of this article’s title is not apologized for.

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Battle Of The Absolute Equals: Overboard (2018) Vs Overboard (1987)

July 19, 2018by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

Battle Of The Absolute Equals is an SB4MC feature that seeks to definitively rank and compare two indistinguishable films.

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Three Identical Strangers Is Indeed Strange

July 9, 2018by Evil Genius 3 Comments

There is an itch to scratch, one that’s sunk deep in the center of your back, as if you’d had a pair of identical siblings your entire life and never knew it until RIGHT NOW.

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Incredibles 2 Is A Bit Too Credible

June 15, 2018by Supreme Being 2 Comments

You will believe everything that happens.

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Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018

March 24, 2018by MC Frontalot 2 Comments

In which a rapper tells you about movies.

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Some Brief Thoughts on That What’s Been Watched

January 26, 2018by Evil Genius Leave a comment

Just pretend it’s a Star Wars movie and that the two leads are supposed to be as charismatic as canned salmon.

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Streaming Salvation December 2017

December 16, 2017by Evil Genius 5 Comments

They had the skill. They had the cred and the time and resources and, yet, what they have produced is so pube-straightingly, joint-invertingly, ghastly terrible you will not stop removing your eyes to check if they’re still working properly from the time it starts to its thankful finish.

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