If it’s a pre-apocalyptic future wasteland you want to luxuriate in, Blade Runner 2049 is the movie for you.
In which everything you always wanted to know about Deckard is answered once and for all and forerever. So there.
What do we think of this?
Nothing ever happens on Mars, even if you’re Matt Damon.
This is a film in which god takes the form of a small, petulant British boy with a slight lisp.
It is very difficult to determine with absolute certainty whether or not you are part machine.
A true tale of extra-terrestrial abduction, in which a great movie was made slightly less great by forces of pure evil.