Mind Control Double Feature #99: Beware The Middleman
Two unique movies about nefarious middlemen that are the same movie but entirely different movies even though they’re precisely the same!
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Godzilla: The Original 1954 Atomic Bad-Ass
There are a few good things to be said about the new Godzilla. The best thing to be said is that it inspired a theatrical re-release of the original, Raymond Burr-free Japanese version from 1954.
The Edge of Tomorrow One Word Review: Wow
To see quite a few more words, and to find out whether that’s a good or a bad “wow,” come on inside.
The Top 10 (Modern) Doctor Who Episodes
The most scientifically accurate such list you will find anywhere on the interwebs.
Going Ape #5: Battle For The Planet of The Apes
If there’s one good thing to be said about Battle For The Planet of The Apes—and there is indeed only one—it’s that the previous three movies in the series are retrospectively brilliant in comparison.
Mind Control Double Feature #97: Dead Writers
In which a pair of crazy writers write themselves into early graves.
Genius Star Wars Spin-Off Idea #1: Song of The Rancor
The first in a sure-to-be-endless series of genius ideas we, the kind souls at Mind Control, offer to the Disney Empire free of charge.
Vollmann’s Argall vs. Malick’s The New World vs. Disney’s Pocahontas
In which three versions of the same history shed light on the story-tellers behind them.
Going Ape #4: Conquest of The Planet of The Apes
We last left the apes wondering if Zira and Cornelius’s baby would grow up and spawn a race of super-intelligent apes that would one day take over the world. WRONG! Well, sort of.
Godzilla, Or: Why Bother With Humans?
It’s a movie. About Godzilla. In 2014. He destroys some stuff, fights a couple of other monsters. There are people in the movie, but not so you’d notice.
The Double: One Movie, Twice The Boredom
In which Jesse Eisenberg plays two of himself, neither of whom is likely to keep you awake for a full 90 minutes.
Mind Control Double Feature #95: Oh, Those Sultry Western Women
‘Scuse me while I whip this out.
Romero’s Day of The Dead, Or: Who Wants A Pet Zombie?
Listen up, Bub: what we got here are a bunch of staggering zombies and a bunch of yelling humans. Guess which ones are more interesting?
Young & Beautiful, Or: The Upside Of Teenage Prostitution As A Means Of Personal Growth
Do you want to watch a 21-year-old supermodel play a 17-year-old teenager discovering her sexuality by becoming a prostitute and having hot naked sex with strange men in expensive hotel rooms?