They are—these characters and these films—an incantation designed to bring about the age of stupid.
Death to reboots and remakes! Let’s go back to ripping off classics and calling them our own.
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
I should have stopped watching these films after Fast Five.
Say what you will about this franchise, or about Vin Diesel, or style over substance director Justin Lin, or even screenwriter Chris Morgan — this film is stupid good.