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Author Archives: Benson the Dog

Jurassic World is about Steven Spielberg and His Hollywood

September 11, 2015by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Spielberg made his own bed, why’s he complaining about having to lie in it?

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Active Observation

Why Superman Ought to Be an Immigrant

August 25, 2015by Benson the Dog 1 Comment

Superman belongs to all of us. He was born from the experiences of those new to this country and should continue to be loved by people, whether their families have been here for centuries or for days.

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Active Observation, Movies of The Future

Jerry Lewis’s Hardly Working: The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen

July 24, 2015by Benson the Dog 8 Comments

I have found the great white whale of bad films. It is so staggeringly incompetent that it makes you long for the narrative cohesion of Highlander 2: The Quickening.

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What Not to Watch

We Need More Rip-Offs and Fewer Reboots and Remakes

June 3, 2015by Benson the Dog 1 Comment

Death to reboots and remakes! Let’s go back to ripping off classics and calling them our own.

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Active Observation

Experiencing Star Trek – The Motion Picture The Way It Was Meant To Be Seen: On TV With Commercials

April 2, 2015by Benson the Dog 2 Comments

Turns out the then-most expensive motion picture in history was meant for the small screen.

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Active Observation

Chris Pratt Should NOT Play Indiana Jones… he Should Play Forrestal

February 27, 2015by Benson the Dog 7 Comments

Keep the fan boys happy, get Chris Pratt a fourth franchise to carry and provide some retroactive enjoyment to Raiders instead of taking a Phantom Menace like dump on it.

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Active Observation

The Imitation Game and The Theory of Everything… Successful and Forgettable Oscar Bait

February 24, 2015by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Thoughts on two winners you’ll have forgotten won by the time you’re done reading this.

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Active Observation

Denzel Washington as Lincoln… Reversing The Races for Spielberg’s Film

January 16, 2015by Benson the Dog 1 Comment

They said it couldn’t be done. Watch us do it anyway.

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Active Observation

10 Things The Tim Burton Batman Did Right

December 8, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

In which we discover that Burton’s not-so-fondly remembered Batman is better than we thought.

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10 Somethingest Somethings

The Five Worst Leaders in the Original Star Wars Trilogy

November 21, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Even in the Star Wars universe, people fail upwards.

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10 Somethingest Somethings

10 Members of the Galactic Empire that I Admire

November 14, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Granted, they didn’t ride the Bantha’s single file…

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10 Somethingest Somethings

Christopher Columbus – The Discovery: A Fascinating Shipwreck Nobody Wanted To See

October 13, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

These filmsmade an unfortunate discovery of their own. Audiences did not want to see one Columbus movie, let alone two.

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Active Observation

10 ways Return of the Jedi could have been better while still including Ewoks

September 24, 2014by Benson the Dog 6 Comments

Even without tossing the ewoks into an incinerator, Jedi could be ten times better than it is. Allow us to suggest how.

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10 Somethingest Somethings

Was 1988 the Greatest Year for Hollywood Comedies?

September 11, 2014by Benson the Dog 5 Comments

The mid-80’s were the Golden Age of movie comedies and we didn’t even realize it.

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