In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.
If Disney’s 1979 “science fiction” movie, The Black Hole, were any stupider, it would collapse in on itself and the take the entire universe with it.
In which I suffer the slings and arrows of John Carter, Disney’s ludicrous adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’s A Princess of Mars, for your amusement and edification.
If Disney had let Big Hero 6 go in the direction its characters demanded, it might have been pretty brilliant.
The first in a sure-to-be-endless series of genius ideas we, the kind souls at Mind Control, offer to the Disney Empire free of charge.
In which three versions of the same history shed light on the story-tellers behind them.