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The Rise Of The Return Of The Last Of The Revenges Of The Skywalker: Star Wars Episode IX

December 21, 2019by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

As SB4MC readers may already know, I only love to review movies while drunk on an airplane! Luckily for you, I am A) currently in that precise condition, and B) […]

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Active Observation

Battle Of The Absolute Equals: Overboard (2018) Vs Overboard (1987)

July 19, 2018by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

Battle Of The Absolute Equals is an SB4MC feature that seeks to definitively rank and compare two indistinguishable films.

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Pithy Reviews

Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018

March 24, 2018by MC Frontalot 2 Comments

In which a rapper tells you about movies.

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Pithy Reviews

Battle Of The Absolute Equals: The Terminator (1984) vs Cherry 2000 (1987)

December 13, 2017by MC Frontalot 3 Comments

Hectic warehouse crescendos: one

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Film Battle!

What Not To Watch Roundup 2017

December 9, 2017by MC Frontalot 6 Comments

You have a little bit of 2017 left, dear cinema enthusiasts! Make sure to spend that remaining time not watching these bad films.

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What Not to Watch

Flying Cars, Replicants, And So On

October 24, 2017by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

This is a flying car that just took a high-caliber round through the engine block.

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Active Observation

Only ’90s Kids Will Get Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)

April 27, 2017by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.

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What Not to Watch

On Fate and Fury

April 21, 2017by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.

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Fast & Furious, I Like to Watch

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, The Story of Star Wars Itself

December 18, 2016by MC Frontalot 7 Comments

Stars. Wars. Etc.

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The War Room (1993)

Escape to The War Room (1993)

October 14, 2016by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).

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What Not to Watch

3rd Street Blackout: An Indie Rom-Com You Might Enjoy

April 30, 2016by MC Frontalot Leave a comment

Essentially Eyes Wide Shut, but with fewer pretentious orgies.

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Pithy Reviews

Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon II

November 25, 2015by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

A profound cinematic meditation 30,000+ feet above the Earth. Part 2.

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Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon

October 28, 2015by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.

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Chan looks GREAT.

Failing To Enjoy Jupiter Ascending On An Aeroplane

July 27, 2015by MC Frontalot 3 Comments

It’s all gunplay, explodey bits, and kisses from here on out. Whatever planet they’re on seems pretty disposable. And flammable.

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