An unlikely ending reveals the evil genius of the Sith.
A movie so stuffed with whiz-bang your whiz-banger will cease to whiz and bang.
A sequel that isn’t a sequel you may or may not find lacking.
I know, but hear me out–it’s a REALLY BIG Death Star, right? It’s just so, so, so BIG this time. You see? No way it blows up again. I promise.
If someone would announce a Star Wars movie that took place during the original war that had no episode number and no mention of a Skywalker, then I would get excited.