A Surprising Victory for the Dark Side in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
An unlikely ending reveals the evil genius of the Sith.
Tag Archives: J. J. Abrams
Star Trek Beyond: Who Mourns For A Story?
A movie so stuffed with whiz-bang your whiz-banger will cease to whiz and bang.
10 Cloverfield Lame. I Mean Lame. LANE. Sorry.
A sequel that isn’t a sequel you may or may not find lacking.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens, In Which The Empire Has A Great Idea—A Death Star! What Could Go Wrong?
I know, but hear me out–it’s a REALLY BIG Death Star, right? It’s just so, so, so BIG this time. You see? No way it blows up again. I promise.
Once Again, They Are Making The Wrong Star Wars Movie
If someone would announce a Star Wars movie that took place during the original war that had no episode number and no mention of a Skywalker, then I would get excited.