Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
Spielberg made his own bed, why’s he complaining about having to lie in it?
I don’t want to give anything away here, but, um, yeah. This is not a contest. Prepare for the worst.
Keep the fan boys happy, get Chris Pratt a fourth franchise to carry and provide some retroactive enjoyment to Raiders instead of taking a Phantom Menace like dump on it.
At its core, Guardians of the Galaxy introduces us to a man who robs graves and happens upon an object of theological importance. That does not make it Raiders of the Lost Ark.