The Brand New Testament, In Which God Is A Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard
At last, the truth about the Supreme Being is revealed.
Author Archives: Supreme Being
The Woman Chaser: The Best Movie You’ve Never Seen
But you will see it. Because I insist that you do.
Horrors of Malformed Men, Or: Why Not To Emulate Dr. Moreau
Making hideous human/animal mutants on your own private island, what could go wrong?
‘80s Oddities: The Pit & Paperhouse
In which we explore two lesser known lights from days of yore.
Elle: If Verhoevenesque Is A Word, This Movie Is It
Paul Verhoeven is back, and while he may not be pole-dancing or blowing up bugs, he ain’t messing around.
Let’s Have A Chat About The Morality of Eye In The Sky
Hazy thoughts on an interesting movie.
Doctor Strange, or: Let’s Enjoy A Corporate Acid Trip!
In which Marvel gets trippy.
Gimme Danger: Jim Jarmusch’s Love Letter to The Stooges
Jarmusch made a doc about the Stooges. What more do you need to know?
Halloween Horror Round-Up
What to watch this Halloween? Or, more importantly, what not to watch.
The Handmaiden, In Which Park Chan-Wook Spills Less Blood Than One Might Expect
Not to fear, any lack of blood has been made up for by all the sex.
Command And Control, Or: All The Times We Almost Blew Ourselves Up
Thousands upon thousands of nuclear warheads lying around–what could go wrong?
Convoy: Ain’t She A Beautiful Sight?
Short answer: No, she ain’t.
The Nice Guys? They Finish Last
In which we look shallowly into the soul of a profoundly unfunny “comedy.”
Snowden, Oliver Stone’s Hero
In which Oliver Stone makes a movie I didn’t hate. Weird.