The Broken Circle Breakdown Is Broke, All Right
Woe to thee who dares view this broken down turd of a movie.
Category Archives: What Not to Watch
What Not to Watch: A Good Day to Die Hard
A Good Day to Die Hard is as terrible as a family of spiders taking up residence in your mouth.
The 86th Academy Awards Have Come for Your Soul
Please join us as we live-blog the pageantry and horror of this year’s Oscar ceremony.
Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist vs. Cutting Off Your Own Foot With A Hacksaw
I’ll give this to Lars von Trier: his movies are not ordinary movies. Clearly, this is the only reason I continue, now and again, to watch them, because in most every other respect they are wretched.
What Not to Watch: Abduction (2011)
Even without specific interest in Taylor Laughtner, you might hover your mouse over Abduction (2011), aware of its young lead’s several lines and unquestionable abdomen in that one Twilight film […]
What Not to Watch: Conan the Barbarian (2011)
From time to time, cub reporter Mikey Frontalot will give you the lowdown on a Netflix instant streaming movie that you should not watch. Conan The Barbarian (2011) It’s always […]