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Tag Archives: Jaws

The Shallows Isn’t Deep, but It Does Have Bite

October 13, 2016by Evil Genius Leave a comment

If you’ve decided to watch a film about Blake Lively fighting off a giant shark, there’s little to be disappointed with herein.

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Pithy Reviews

Jaws 2 vs. Michael Myers vs. Jason vs. a Helicopter

July 20, 2016by Zombo 6 Comments

Jaws 2 will keep you entertained for for a couple of hours, especially if you like sharks, sharks eating teen-agers, helicopters, and sharks attacking helicopters.

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Active Observation

Jurassic World is about Steven Spielberg and His Hollywood

September 11, 2015by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Spielberg made his own bed, why’s he complaining about having to lie in it?

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Active Observation

Joe Dante’s Piranha Bites. In A Good Way.

July 9, 2015by Supreme Being Leave a comment

In which I watch, for the first time ever, this most beloved Jaws rip-off.

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Active Observation

The Wolfpack: True Tales of Total Fantasy

June 22, 2015by Evil Genius Leave a comment

In The Wolfpack, we open the wrong door in the wrong housing project and end up in a bizarro sideshow.

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Pithy Reviews

The Car: Best Jaws Rip-Off Ever

April 3, 2015by Supreme Being 5 Comments

Forget about grizzlies, piranha, squids, orcas, and giant ants. Nothing is more terrifying than Satan’s Lincoln Continental.

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Active Observation

Black Sunday: Frankenheimer’s Long Bomb

January 26, 2014by Evil Genius 2 Comments

Choosing something to watch off Netflix streaming isn’t as simple as winning one’s independence from the British. It takes time, concentration, and eyeballs—not just the whites, but the yolks as well.

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Twilight's Last Streaming

Return of Netflix Queue & A

December 3, 2013by Evil Genius 2 Comments

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you pry your eyelids open with toothpicks. Last month’s Netflix queue viewing was a respectable mix of all three.

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