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Author Archives: Evil Genius
The Top 10 Patrick Swayze Sex Scenes
A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places. His name was Frank.
Can The Martian Rescue Ridley Scott?
Nothing ever happens on Mars, even if you’re Matt Damon.
Exodus: Gods and Martians
This is a film in which god takes the form of a small, petulant British boy with a slight lisp.
Excellent Doc ‘Finders Keepers’ Pulls Your Leg Clean Off
Yep. That’s America right here.
Dark Star: Slightly Funnier Than Alien
We all have to start somewhere.
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, Etc.
In which I go to town on Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.
I Turbo Kid You Not
This movie is more fun than any millennial is having at Burning Man.
Brubaker: Hard Time with Repeat Offenders
Brubaker is one of those films that you really need to read about.
American Ultra: Insert Stoner Joke Here
Look out! He has meat!
Southern Comfort: A Shot, Then On the Rocks
Southern Comfort is a violent, muddy, stupid film for violent, muddy, stupid men. And being so, it isn’t half bad.
Nothing Too Important About The Magnificent Ambersons
Please check your forgotten niches for the original edit of The Magnificent Ambersons. Thank you.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Let’s just pretend it doesn’t exist and never speak of it again.
Thighs & Eyes Wide Shut
Stanley Kubrick’s last film, Eyes Wide Shut, is fucked up.