The Frisco Kid: What, You Forgot Gene Wilder & Harrison Ford Starred In A Western?
Gene Wilder’s other western ain’t Blazing Saddles, but it is…hmm…it is a western starring Gene Wilder. So there’s that. Did I mention Harrison Ford?
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Gene Wilder Is Many Things, And All of Them Are Awesome
A brief ode.
Hell or High Water, In Which They Make Them Like They Used To
Or, how to make a pretty durn good, yet pretty durn unoriginal Texas shoot-em-up flick.
On Sausage Party And The Fine Art of Cursing
I have trouble believing there’s enough weed in the world to make this movie funny.
On John Landis, The Monster and The Girl, and An American Werewolf In London
A look at one of John Landis’s weirder inspirations.
Ocean’s Twelve Is The Best of The Oceans Movies
Do you vaguely recall it being the worst? Sure, that’s what THEY want you to believe. Let me expand your mind…
Nightmare Alley: Book Vs. Movie
Come on in, and let’s watch the geek bite the head off this chicken…
Star Trek Beyond: Who Mourns For A Story?
A movie so stuffed with whiz-bang your whiz-banger will cease to whiz and bang.
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country – Dopey Movie, Perfectly Good TV Episode
The send-off of the original cast dreams it’s a movie, but belongs on TV.
Ghostbusters 2016: Dull, Dumb, & Dispiriting
Cast whomever you like in this thing–women, men, moose, crustaceans, four neatly arranged piles of gravel–it’s still terrible.
The Evil Dead, Raimi’s Original Shovel To The Head
Watch you don’t get possessed, now.
When We Were Kings & The Greatest, In Which Muhammad Ali Plays Muhammad Ali
How great is Muhammad Ali? Let him tell you…
The Sand Pebbles And Epic Muddleheadedness
An epic adventure of 1920s warfare you will be forgiven for sleeping through.
The Plague Dogs Will Mess You Up
An animated talking dogs movie you will suffer nightmares from for the rest of your life.