Swiss Army Man Is Mostly Corkscrew
It is, after all, a film about a flatulent corpse. And probably the best one you’ll see all year.
The Unending Horror of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
This is the worst film I will never be able to forget seeing.
The Sand Pebbles And Epic Muddleheadedness
An epic adventure of 1920s warfare you will be forgiven for sleeping through.
The Plague Dogs Will Mess You Up
An animated talking dogs movie you will suffer nightmares from for the rest of your life.
Tickled Is Funny, Isn’t Funny Ha-Ha
Watching you squirm uncontrollably is the point. If tickling alone won’t do it, I’m sure they’ll think of something else.
Independence Day: It Sucks
I can’t wait for Brexit: the Movie. Everyone loves a disaster flick.
Roxy: The Movie & Eat That Question: Frank Zappa In His Own Words
A Zappa concert and a Zappa documentary. Two movies worth your time and attention.
Neon Demon: The Eye of the Beholder
Is it truly beautiful or is its beauty manufactured?
Brooklyn, Briefly
It is likely that someone told you that Brooklyn was a good movie. If not, please allow me to.
In Which I Am Baffled By Zootopia
A feel-good cop-drama symposium on race relations? Sounds like a Disney movie.
The Vanishing, A Creepy Dutch Not-Mystery
In which we find it’s best not to know.
Chevalier Attempts to Measure Your Manhood
Did you watch Chevalier? Then give yourself +20 points.
The Measure of A Man: Whom To Oppress?
To be a gear in the oppressive machinery of society, or a wrench?
X-Men: Apocalypse, And Embracing The Stupid
Another dopey superhero flick–but aren’t they supposed to be dopey?