Only ’90s Kids Will Get Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.
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On Fate and Fury
No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, The Story of Star Wars Itself
Stars. Wars. Etc.
Escape to The War Room (1993)
Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).
3rd Street Blackout: An Indie Rom-Com You Might Enjoy
Essentially Eyes Wide Shut, but with fewer pretentious orgies.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon II
A profound cinematic meditation 30,000+ feet above the Earth. Part 2.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon
Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
Failing To Enjoy Jupiter Ascending On An Aeroplane
It’s all gunplay, explodey bits, and kisses from here on out. Whatever planet they’re on seems pretty disposable. And flammable.
So Many Movies to Not Watch
Having a hard time deciding what not to watch? Please allow Stand By For Mind Control special correspondent MC Frontalot to help you out by watching many movies he — and you — should keep clear of your optical sockets.
She’s All That and It Doesn’t Help
There is exactly one reason to watch this movie.
What Not to Watch: Abduction (2011)
Even without specific interest in Taylor Laughtner, you might hover your mouse over Abduction (2011), aware of its young lead’s several lines and unquestionable abdomen in that one Twilight film […]
What Not to Watch: Conan the Barbarian (2011)
From time to time, cub reporter Mikey Frontalot will give you the lowdown on a Netflix instant streaming movie that you should not watch. Conan The Barbarian (2011) It’s always […]
This Post is Exactly as Funny as American Reunion
Here are all of the jokes in the first 52 minutes of the eighth American Pie film, American Reunion: Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught masturbating by small child Jim hurts […]
The Best Zombie Movies That There Are
The following guest post from MC Frontalot is about zombies and, therefore, will eat your brain. If you do not know of our gentleman rapper friend’s nerdcore awesomeness, well, you […]