Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018
In which a rapper tells you about movies.
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Battle Of The Absolute Equals: The Terminator (1984) vs Cherry 2000 (1987)
Hectic warehouse crescendos: one
What Not To Watch Roundup 2017
You have a little bit of 2017 left, dear cinema enthusiasts! Make sure to spend that remaining time not watching these bad films.
Flying Cars, Replicants, And So On
This is a flying car that just took a high-caliber round through the engine block.
Only ’90s Kids Will Get Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.
On Fate and Fury
No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, The Story of Star Wars Itself
Stars. Wars. Etc.
Escape to The War Room (1993)
Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).
3rd Street Blackout: An Indie Rom-Com You Might Enjoy
Essentially Eyes Wide Shut, but with fewer pretentious orgies.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon II
A profound cinematic meditation 30,000+ feet above the Earth. Part 2.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon
Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
Failing To Enjoy Jupiter Ascending On An Aeroplane
It’s all gunplay, explodey bits, and kisses from here on out. Whatever planet they’re on seems pretty disposable. And flammable.
So Many Movies to Not Watch
Having a hard time deciding what not to watch? Please allow Stand By For Mind Control special correspondent MC Frontalot to help you out by watching many movies he — and you — should keep clear of your optical sockets.
She’s All That and It Doesn’t Help
There is exactly one reason to watch this movie.