Lovers of lists, rejoice! Once again, I list every movie I saw this year, all the while secretly wondering just what it is I think I’m doing with my life.
In which we discover, much too late in life, that the best Christmas movie ever made has been hiding in plain sight, waiting to be found and adored.
But you will see it. Because I insist that you do.
Come for the gunfight, stay for the performances, and immerse yourself for two hours in the legend. Or at least this version of it.
A crazy semi-animated Czech film full of pirates and submarines and giant squids. Need I say more?
From 1931, one of the most insane horror movies you will ever see.
In which we enter the decaying whimsy of Peter Greenaway’s England.
The classic Vietnam War documentary will make you very sad and angry.
Go ahead: take off your pants and jump in. This is going to get weird.
In which I list every movie I watched during 2015, because who doesn’t love a good list?
Revisiting this low-key sort-of thriller from way, way back in the aughts.
Tarantino’s debut is no cakewalk.
A classic of weird from 1953. Grab your blue beanie and check it out with me
Pixar’s best movie in years is both impressively weird and likely to leave you in tears.