Roar, or: Let’s Get Mauled By Jungle Cats!
Lions and, yes, tigers in Africa terrorize an innocent family whose only crime was to keep 150 pet jungle cats in their house.
Author Archives: Supreme Being
Avengers: Age of Ultron, In Which No Shawarma Is Eaten
The sequel to The Avengers is otherwise much like its predecessor: kinda witty and fun, kinda boring and explodey.
Welcome To Me: Half Funny, Half Insufferable
Are all talk show hosts mentally unstable narcissists? This one is.
World of Tomorrow, It’s Such A Beautiful Day, And All Things Don Hertzfeldt
A world of large spoons, brain cubes, nefarious balloons, and a doomed future in the bleak and abstract outernet. Fun!
Ex Machina Humina Humina
A science fiction threesome between a sexy robot, a mad genius, and a youthful innocent.
SF International Film Festival 58: Your Not Very Official Guide
It’s time for San Francisco’s big ol’ international film festival. I’ve seen a few, and am intrigued by a few more.
Colossus: The Forbin Project, In Which A Supercomputer Gets Wise
In which humans are given yet another lesson on why allowing superintelligent computers to take over the world is a bad idea. Will we never learn?
Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police Vs. One Train Later
Andy Summers tells tales of life in The Police.
What Not To Watch: The Stuff
Need a movie not to watch? Look no further! The Stuff is gloopy, delicious, and very, very bad for you.
The Fast And The Furious: The Original. No, The ORIGINAL Original, From 1955
It all began a long, long time ago, in a movie so fast, so furious, you’ll forget you ever saw it.
Safe: Todd Haynes’s Allergic Reaction To The 20th Century
A movie that makes you vaguely uncomfortable with absolutely everything.
The Car: Best Jaws Rip-Off Ever
Forget about grizzlies, piranha, squids, orcas, and giant ants. Nothing is more terrifying than Satan’s Lincoln Continental.
Kill Me Three Times. Please.
Kill me as many times as it takes to prevent me from having watched this flick.
The Salt of The Earth: Wim Wenders Doc On Photographer Sebastião Salgado
Go for the amazing photography on display. Stay for the amazing photography on display.