The Fly: Cronenberg’s Romance In Gloop
Cronenberg tells a passionate, tragic love story. With a giant fly monster. And everybody loves it.
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Inserts: Richard Dreyfuss Directs A Porno
In this strangely theatrical movie from the ’70s, Richard Dreyfuss shoots porn in the ’30s.
The Guardians of The Galaxy: My Exceptionally Late And Outrageously Negative Review
It’s a Marvel movie. Stuff goes whiz and things go bang. Leave your brain at the door. And then slam that door on your brain for two hours.
Nightcrawler Is The Best Kind of Creepy
A film noir, a horror movie, a satire, this movie’s got all kinds of things going for it. See it before it disappears.
Doctor Who Series 8 Comes, Mercifully, To An End
And so ends the worst series of the modern Doctor Who. What in the name of ood went wrong?
Interstellar, or The Schizophrenia of Christopher Nolan
Interstellar will whip you back and forth between “That’s kind of neato” and “What the–? This is absurd,” so often you won’t know what to think. Maybe that’s the plan.
Zero Charisma: Gamer Nerd Gone Mad
A less comedic story than one would expect about a gamer nerd coming face to face with his massive personality flaws.
The Raven: 1935’s Lugosi / Karloff Death Match
This Halloween, dare to watch this most gruesome and shocking film!
The Mack, or It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp
Join me on a little trip to the Player’s Ball…
Birdman Does An Awful Lot of Flapping
In which I am underwhelmed by the latest from director Alejandro Iñárritu.
A Bucket of Blood: Roger Corman’s Beatnik Murder Comedy
Given $50,000, leftover sets from a high school movie, and five days to shoot by American International Pictures, could Roger Corman direct a horror movie?
Out of Print: The New Beverly Documentary And The Marchese / Tarantino Kerfuffle
On the new documentary about the New Beverly Cinema, and the drama surrounding its director.
Stretch Will Not Deliver You Into ’80s Throwback Bliss
Yearning for the days of madcap, meaningless comedies from your misspent youth? So is director Joe Carnahan.
I’m Spartacus And So’s My Wife!
In which the movie Kubrick disowned is considered in all its Hollywood CinemaScope epic glory.