The Brand New Testament, In Which God Is A Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard
At last, the truth about the Supreme Being is revealed.
The Woman Chaser: The Best Movie You’ve Never Seen
But you will see it. Because I insist that you do.
Horrors of Malformed Men, Or: Why Not To Emulate Dr. Moreau
Making hideous human/animal mutants on your own private island, what could go wrong?
‘80s Oddities: The Pit & Paperhouse
In which we explore two lesser known lights from days of yore.
Elle: If Verhoevenesque Is A Word, This Movie Is It
Paul Verhoeven is back, and while he may not be pole-dancing or blowing up bugs, he ain’t messing around.
Arrival Breaks Your Heart for Good
Not in the ‘for eternity’ sense, but in the ‘for the best’ sense
Let’s Have A Chat About The Morality of Eye In The Sky
Hazy thoughts on an interesting movie.
Doctor Strange, or: Let’s Enjoy A Corporate Acid Trip!
In which Marvel gets trippy.
Gimme Danger: Jim Jarmusch’s Love Letter to The Stooges
Jarmusch made a doc about the Stooges. What more do you need to know?
Halloween Horror Round-Up
What to watch this Halloween? Or, more importantly, what not to watch.
Twenty-Seven Sentences About Eight Films
I have been watching things and having thoughts. Sometimes simultaneously. Please allow me to demonstrate.
The Handmaiden, In Which Park Chan-Wook Spills Less Blood Than One Might Expect
Not to fear, any lack of blood has been made up for by all the sex.
Escape to The War Room (1993)
Humans are usually trying to escape from wars. Be certain not to watch The War Room (1993).
Command And Control, Or: All The Times We Almost Blew Ourselves Up
Thousands upon thousands of nuclear warheads lying around–what could go wrong?