Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon
Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
Tag Archives: Chris Pratt
Jurassic World is about Steven Spielberg and His Hollywood
Spielberg made his own bed, why’s he complaining about having to lie in it?
Jurassic World vs. Jurassic Park
I don’t want to give anything away here, but, um, yeah. This is not a contest. Prepare for the worst.
Chris Pratt Should NOT Play Indiana Jones… he Should Play Forrestal
Keep the fan boys happy, get Chris Pratt a fourth franchise to carry and provide some retroactive enjoyment to Raiders instead of taking a Phantom Menace like dump on it.
Guardians of the Galaxy Raids Lost Ark, Melts Faces
At its core, Guardians of the Galaxy introduces us to a man who robs graves and happens upon an object of theological importance. That does not make it Raiders of the Lost Ark.