Hell or High Water, In Which They Make Them Like They Used To
Or, how to make a pretty durn good, yet pretty durn unoriginal Texas shoot-em-up flick.
On Sausage Party And The Fine Art of Cursing
I have trouble believing there’s enough weed in the world to make this movie funny.
On John Landis, The Monster and The Girl, and An American Werewolf In London
A look at one of John Landis’s weirder inspirations.
Ocean’s Twelve Is The Best of The Oceans Movies
Do you vaguely recall it being the worst? Sure, that’s what THEY want you to believe. Let me expand your mind…
Tombstone Wants to Be Your Huckleberry
Come for the gunfight, stay for the performances, and immerse yourself for two hours in the legend. Or at least this version of it.
Suicide Squad: A Video Review
I can review this film in no words.
Nightmare Alley: Book Vs. Movie
Come on in, and let’s watch the geek bite the head off this chicken…
Still Bourne
I’m actually fairly disappointed that’s not what this film is called.
Star Trek Beyond: Who Mourns For A Story?
A movie so stuffed with whiz-bang your whiz-banger will cease to whiz and bang.
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country – Dopey Movie, Perfectly Good TV Episode
The send-off of the original cast dreams it’s a movie, but belongs on TV.
Green Room: In Which Punks Do Not Feel Lucky
I hope to remember to avoid being killed by neo-Nazis, attack dogs, box cutters, or red laces.
Jaws 2 vs. Michael Myers vs. Jason vs. a Helicopter
Jaws 2 will keep you entertained for for a couple of hours, especially if you like sharks, sharks eating teen-agers, helicopters, and sharks attacking helicopters.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople: an Antipodal Tonic for What Ails You
Hunt for the Wilderpeople shows up with little to prove, and proves it anyway, exactly unlike any of the sequels or reboots that have been crowding cinemas of late.
Ghostbusters 2016: Dull, Dumb, & Dispiriting
Cast whomever you like in this thing–women, men, moose, crustaceans, four neatly arranged piles of gravel–it’s still terrible.