Bone Tomahawk, In Which Kurt Russell’s Moustache Steals The Show
There’s not much of a show to steal, but what there is, the moustache makes off with.
The American Friend vs. Ripley’s Game
In which we pit Dennis Hopper and John Malkovich against one another in a fight to the death.
After Another Shadow Song of The Thin Man Goes Home
Between 1934 and 1947, William Powell and Myrna Loy made six Thin Man films and you should definitely watch three of them.
Spectre, One of Only 24 James Bond Movies
Another Bond movie exists. What more can you say?
Theeb (Wolf): My, What Big Choices You Have
All the better to eat you with, my dear.
The Many Lives of Mr. Nobody
A big strange movie you might have let slip by, at least in this life. In a parallel universe, you’ve seen it twenty times.
Prince of Darkness: Carpenter’s Worst?
Got another contender? Sad to say, I bet you do.
The Gunman Gets Gory
The Gunman is like The Constant Gardener for people who don’t like nice things.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon
Uncensored thoughts concerning the seven movies that stand united and determined to defeat me from my User-Editable Favourites Queue on the seatback screen on this 17-hour trip to Australia.
Some Positive Thoughts about Jupiter Ascending
If you have been dying to see Sean Bean act in a film in which he does not die and in which he plays a bee soldier, Jupiter Ascending might remove that last final chunk of your will to live.
Batman vs. Batman & Robin
We dare to go where no sane human has gone before, and return with surprising results.
Crimson Peak a Boo
Gothic Romance or Blood Lust? Yes.
The Top 10 Patrick Swayze Sex Scenes
A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places. His name was Frank.
Experimenter, In Which Stanley Milgram Requests Your Obedience
You will watch this because I’m telling you to.