Dark Star: Slightly Funnier Than Alien
We all have to start somewhere.
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, Etc.
In which I go to town on Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare Ain’t Half As Scary As The Old One
Wes Craven means well with his new nightmare, and maybe that’s the problem.
Dreamscape Is Really Rather Awful
It’s not always green grass and flowers visiting the ’80s. Sometimes you step in Dreamscape.
Jurassic World is about Steven Spielberg and His Hollywood
Spielberg made his own bed, why’s he complaining about having to lie in it?
The Quiet Devastation of Michael Clayton
Revisiting this low-key sort-of thriller from way, way back in the aughts.
Take This Job And Shove It, or: Happy Labor Day!
Why not celebrate Labor Day by quitting your job? Hooray!
I Turbo Kid You Not
This movie is more fun than any millennial is having at Burning Man.
That Guy Dick Miller: A Movie About That Guy, Dick Miller
The movies’ greatest “that guy” gets his own documentary. About time.
Brubaker: Hard Time with Repeat Offenders
Brubaker is one of those films that you really need to read about.
Remembering Wes Craven
RIP Wes Craven, 1939-2015.
American Ultra: Insert Stoner Joke Here
Look out! He has meat!
Walter Hill’s The Driver: Full of Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing
An attempt at a minimalist, existential action flick. Go for the car chases, stay for… well… the car chases.
Class of 1999: Spanked By A Terminator
In the future, we will all be spanked by robots.