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Tag Archives: Star Wars

In Which the Original Star Wars, via Project 4K77, is Reconsidered

September 22, 2020by Supreme Being 1 Comment

I have seen the future, and it is the past.

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A Surprising Victory for the Dark Side in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

December 30, 2019by Supreme Being 1 Comment

An unlikely ending reveals the evil genius of the Sith.

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Active Observation
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The Rise Of The Return Of The Last Of The Revenges Of The Skywalker: Star Wars Episode IX

December 21, 2019by MC Frontalot 1 Comment

As SB4MC readers may already know, I only love to review movies while drunk on an airplane! Luckily for you, I am A) currently in that precise condition, and B) […]

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Active Observation

Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018

March 24, 2018by MC Frontalot 2 Comments

In which a rapper tells you about movies.

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Pithy Reviews

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Is A Frog Named Mongo

December 30, 2017by Supreme Being 2 Comments

In which an imaginary frog is invoked to make a small amount of sense from a sadly senseless movie.

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Active Observation

Why Does Anyone Care Who Directs A Star Wars Movie?

June 23, 2017by Supreme Being 3 Comments

In today’s movie universes, directors are hired hands.

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On THX 1138 And George Lucas’s Obsession With Erasing His Past

April 13, 2017by Supreme Being 6 Comments

Next up: Lucas adds his famous, unfilmed Ron Howard alien abduction scene into American Graffiti. All original negatives will be burned.

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Active Observation

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Short On Story

December 21, 2016by Supreme Being 8 Comments

In which Disney’s latest re-tooled Star Wars toy arrives already opened, bent, and missing pieces.

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Active Observation

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, The Story of Star Wars Itself

December 18, 2016by MC Frontalot 7 Comments

Stars. Wars. Etc.

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Active Observation

A Fraction of All That’s Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

December 23, 2015by God Made Slugs 12 Comments

In which our weary correspondent asks questions he wishes certain writers had asked before him.

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Active Observation

Star Wars: The Force Awakens, In Which The Empire Has A Great Idea—A Death Star! What Could Go Wrong?

December 21, 2015by Supreme Being 17 Comments

I know, but hear me out–it’s a REALLY BIG Death Star, right? It’s just so, so, so BIG this time. You see? No way it blows up again. I promise.

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Active Observation

The Five Worst Leaders in the Original Star Wars Trilogy

November 21, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Even in the Star Wars universe, people fail upwards.

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10 Members of the Galactic Empire that I Admire

November 14, 2014by Benson the Dog Leave a comment

Granted, they didn’t ride the Bantha’s single file…

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10 ways Return of the Jedi could have been better while still including Ewoks

September 24, 2014by Benson the Dog 6 Comments

Even without tossing the ewoks into an incinerator, Jedi could be ten times better than it is. Allow us to suggest how.

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