A Surprising Victory for the Dark Side in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
An unlikely ending reveals the evil genius of the Sith.
Tag Archives: Star Wars
The Rise Of The Return Of The Last Of The Revenges Of The Skywalker: Star Wars Episode IX
As SB4MC readers may already know, I only love to review movies while drunk on an airplane! Luckily for you, I am A) currently in that precise condition, and B) […]
Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018
In which a rapper tells you about movies.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Is A Frog Named Mongo
In which an imaginary frog is invoked to make a small amount of sense from a sadly senseless movie.
Why Does Anyone Care Who Directs A Star Wars Movie?
In today’s movie universes, directors are hired hands.
On THX 1138 And George Lucas’s Obsession With Erasing His Past
Next up: Lucas adds his famous, unfilmed Ron Howard alien abduction scene into American Graffiti. All original negatives will be burned.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Short On Story
In which Disney’s latest re-tooled Star Wars toy arrives already opened, bent, and missing pieces.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, The Story of Star Wars Itself
Stars. Wars. Etc.
A Fraction of All That’s Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens
In which our weary correspondent asks questions he wishes certain writers had asked before him.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens, In Which The Empire Has A Great Idea—A Death Star! What Could Go Wrong?
I know, but hear me out–it’s a REALLY BIG Death Star, right? It’s just so, so, so BIG this time. You see? No way it blows up again. I promise.
The Five Worst Leaders in the Original Star Wars Trilogy
Even in the Star Wars universe, people fail upwards.
10 Members of the Galactic Empire that I Admire
Granted, they didn’t ride the Bantha’s single file…
10 ways Return of the Jedi could have been better while still including Ewoks
Even without tossing the ewoks into an incinerator, Jedi could be ten times better than it is. Allow us to suggest how.
New Star Wars Stand-Alone Film Announced For 2018: Jar Jar Goes To Endor
Newest addition to Disney’s growing list of Stand-Alone Star Wars films to star Jar Jar Binks and the Ewoks in a story connecting the two trilogies.